Tuesday, June 3, 2008

I WILL SHOW THOSE METER MAIDS

I'll show those meter maids, who just gave me parking ticket for the amount of $115.00. Sweet revenge will be mine when I rip that ticket off my car windshield and run, not walk, to my computer. I will go online to the website detailed on the back on the ticket, and, right away, I will pay the full amount.

I hope to God that my payment goes through before the ticket is even entered into the system, because it will be like a nullification - my way of saying, yeah you gave me a ticket, fuck you here's my money! If I could give the meter maids cash right when they gave me the ticket, I sure would. I tried, and the guy looked at me like I was nuts. He's never seen anything like that before.

I also hope they try and hit me with late fees for not paying the ticket. If anything, I should be charged an "early fee" for paying it so quickly. If they did, I'd pay that equally as fast. They wouldn't know what to do with me, beating them to the punch not once but twice.

There, it's done - got my confirmation number and everything. They will think twice about giving me a big fat ticket in the future, because they know that every dollar they charge me will be exacted upon them right away.