Saturday, July 12, 2008

I'M HAVING SO MUCH FUN AT THIS PARTY, I FEEL THE URGE TO TELL EVERYONE ABOUT IT VIA TEXT


I'm having so much fun at this crazy party that I will tell everyone about it, right now, via text message. The drinking, the laughing, the eating - this is something people need to know about, immediately.

I'm not the type of guy to let himself get caught up in the feverish, carnival-like atmosphere of a party so much that he forgets his friends and family who could not attend. At all times I remain detached, thinking to myself, "what would so-and-so think of this party? Would they be having fun?" If the answer is yes, the cell phone is whipped out immediately and a text, along the lines of "@ fun party. :) " would be sent to him.

Also, I might take a bunch of photos and try to find an internet connection, where I will send pictures to people - crazy party pictures sent FROM the crazy party! I am known for doing such crazy things at parties. I do so much texting at parties that people come up to me and ask if I'm having fun. Of course I am, stupid! I'm texting, aren't I ?? If I weren't I would actually engage with the party - ironically, this is a sign of boredom.

The best is when I send such a text to a friend and get a sad reply back, something like - "DAMN! Can I come??" In which case I simply reply, "no".

2 comments:

reeve said...

is it cooler to text yourself, so that it looks like you are doing something at a party when in reality you have nothing to do.

rt

Slinky Redfoot said...

i do this much more often than i wish to admit.