Tuesday, July 29, 2008


Due to new state regulations, all bloggers must post their daily medication regimen. The following is mine, as of 7/28/08:

Ambian - for insomnia. 2 and i'm out all night

Modafinil - for waking up. I have it by my bed, so when the alarm goes off they go in.

Biaxin - to increase my appetitive, so i'm hungry for breakfast.

Acetaminophen - to digest my breakfast.

Dexfenfluramine - to decrease my increased appetite so I don't eat too much during the day

Adderol - so I can concentrate at work

Topamax - for migraines, due to concentrating too much

Requip - for Restless Leg Syndrome, which I get frequently during meetings

Valuum - to decrease social anxiety during happy hour after work

Furoxone - to stabilize the toxicity from mixing alcohol with all these drugs

Medical Marijuana - for increased enjoyment of "The Golden Girls"

Ritalin - for increased concentration while reading in bed

CalmThoughts- an herbal remedy for inner peace and calmness


suzybuzz said...

No Adderall for you!

jpastor said...

it's spelled Ambien.

Slinky Redfoot said...

i want BOTH of your lists.