Saturday, September 6, 2008

LIST OF THINGS I'M GRATEFUL FOR

As we get older, it's important to avoid depression. Forget all those gross meds and lame self-help books - all you need to do is occasionally reflect and write a list of things that you're grateful for or make you happy. Here is mine, to be continued of course:

  1. children
  2. children porn (kidding)
  3. freedom
  4. free things
  5. things that aren't free, but I make them free by stealing them
  6. bowel movements without the help of laxatives or high fiber diets
  7. cute, quaint things
  8. old people who work in places that sell cute, quaint things
  9. stealing cute, quaint things pretty much in front of the old people who work in places that sell cute, quaint things
  10. knowing that other people have more debt than I
  11. tequilla on the rocks with three limes
  12. new peach Fresca
  13. eating sandwiches in graveyards
  14. funny email spam
  15. my mom

2 comments:

suzybuzz said...

awww, bowel movements. how cute.

jpastor said...

my mom!